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Remember Johnny Carson as "Karnac the Magnificent?" An answer would be given, then Karnac would give the question!
Example: "Prison food" Karnac: "What will the Governor of Illinois be to prison cannibals?" OK, so I'll start with an answer. The next person gives the question to go with that answer, and a new answer to work off of... French Fries _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What's another name for people who get electrocuted in France?
 milk shake |
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What is the name of the latest dance craze for new mothers?
tight rope _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What kind of noose is O.J. Simpson deserving of?
free and easy |
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What are the top qualifications Laz looks for in dates?
born to be wild _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What are the FIRST four words guys like to hear from the women they date? sheet rock |
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What do Mexican men say happens within 24 hours of eating a rock?
monster mash _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What do they call the HUGE portion of whipped potatoes served at your local restaurant? stuck in neutral |
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What would Bill Clinton have been accused of had Gennifer Flowers' nickname been "Neutral?"
Dancing Queen _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What's the OBVIOUS nickname for one Mr. Michael Jackson?
a well-traveled road |
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For Britney Spears, what is the route from her house to the county jail known as?
come together _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What is something that will NEVER happen between baseball owners and the players' union?
 small pickens! |
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What was T. Boone Pickens known as when he was a child?
grand canyon _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What is Dolly Parton sometimes referred to as from the neck to the waist?
full speed ahead |
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What do hungry West Virginians say when a 'possum crosses the road?
rear ender _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What do they call it when a formerly shapely woman gains 30 pounds--most of it in her backside?
pretty in pink |
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What did Barney Frank say when asked, "How do you like famed sportscaster Bob Laz best?"
Take the long way home _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What's another name for the famed police chase between police and OJ Simspon/Al Cowlings?
Born to run |
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What is the Hosiery family motto?
Smoke on the water. _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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What did they call the meeting of the Cigar Aficionado Society when they met on a member's yacht?
clean shaven |
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