Here's another Adam Carolla Show bit --
What CAN'T Adam Complain About?

A seemingly innocuous or widely-liked topic is given. Can you figure out a way to complain about it?
Examples: heated toilet seats, the arrival of football season, Italian food.

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Your kid made the school Honor Roll.

quote:

Originally posted by MsSueM:
Your kid made the school Honor Roll

Great... now she's going to want me to put one of those stupid "My Kid Made the Honor Roll..." stickers on the bumper of my Lexus.

Your boss just gave you a $5,000 a year raise !

Great--but little did you know he is giving it to you in pennies spread out over the next 2 1/2 years...

A beautiful woman just smiled and winked at you.

Great IF I were a lesbian,

Publisher's Clearing House Sweepsakes is knocking on your door.

Great--but they transposed the numbered address wrong--your NEIGHBOR a few doors down won the sweepstakes!

Your girlfriend is frisky this evening.

Two words: Performance Anxiety!
Why can't she just sit there and read her Oprah magazine and let me watch ESPN SportsCenter in peace!?

How can you possibly complain about:
The Cardinals winning the World Series fair-and-square without the help of *dirt* on a pitcher's hand

If there was any more pine tar on Kenny Rogers' hand, he'd be working at the Pine-Sol factory!

You just won a new 2007 Ford Mustang

You gotta be kidding me! Do you know what that's gonna do to my taxes, not to mention my insurance bill? And then there'll be the inevitable arguements with my husband, who will want to modify it in ways that make it unpleasant for me to drive... can I just have the $50 Borders gift card, instead?



You've been named "Employee of the Month.

Nice--the only problem is they've been giving the award away for 25 years and you are the LAST employee to receive it!

You are stress-free and in your "happy place."

Hmmmmm, looks like Bob may have found something no one can complain about!

Horror upon horrors! That would keep me from playing the "What Can't You Complain About" game.

You have won free gasoline for a year from your favorite filling station.

Yeah, but I just found out they are going out of business this coming Friday!

Your neighbor just complimented you on how beautiful you are--and that person is VERY RICH.

He must also go both ways - not going there!

Your nephew just won his first Grammy award.

Yeah, and he WANTS to be a "grammy" someday--and have a sex-change operation!

You just found $100 in an old pants pocket--money you didn't know you had!

I am so in the doghouse for having accused the Mrs. of stealing it out of my wallet.

A state trooper just let you off of a speeding ticket with a warning.

Problem is--the state trooper was an imposter and KEPT your license!

You just saved three kids from drowning in an icy pond.

So I'll only lose one limb from frostbite.

Your employer just offered you three million dollars to retire.

Problem is I am 21 years old and earning $2 million per year!

Your boss just told you that you will be named "Employee of the Year" in the near future.

Great, now all of my co-workers will call me "suck up."

You just won a free trip to the Bahamas!

Great, just as a hurricane hits

You just made a fortune on some stock that you inherited