Marry Jennifer Aniston
Kill Courtney Cox
Bang Lisa Kudrow

TV Mothers

Morticia Addams
Peggy Bundy
June Cleaver

Bang Morticia Addams
Kill Peggy Bundy
Marry June Cleaver


TV Detectives

Magnum PI
Dectective Lenny Brisco
Kojak

Who is Lenny Brisco?

Lenny Brisco from Law & Order...a.k.a Jerry Orbach.

Kojak, as in Telly Savalas? Ewww

Marry Magnum PI
Bang Lenny
Kill Kojak


Bea Arthur
Roseann Barr
Shelly Winters

Marry Arthur
Kill Barr
Bang Winters

Making it Hard
Dave Starsky
Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson
Huggy Bear

Marry Dave Starsky
Kill Ken "Hutch" Hutchinson
Bang Huggy Bear...LOL!!!

Bo Duke
Luke Duke
Daisey Duke

Kill Luke Duke (aka Useless Duke)
Marry Bo Duke (the only Duke with money)
Bang Daisy Duke (Too easy )

A little politics :
Newt Gingrich
Ted Kennedy
Al Gore

Uggggg, *sigh*...

Gotta rid this planet of the Gingrich
Bang Al Gore (because the other two are too gross!)
Which leaves me to marry Ted Kennedy!

Actually, that may help me by giving me access to Governor Arnold, so I can one day take over his job.

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* Mark Fuhrmann
* Kato Kaelin
* Judge Ito

Marry Mark Fuhrman (His book deals make money)
Bang Kato Kaelin
Kill Lance Ito (With pleasure)

The "Killers" :

Lyle Menendez
Charles Manson
Dennis "B.T.K." Rader

Wow... my first thought was to kill Lyle Menendez because you don't know how much I wanted to rip into him and his brother during their outrageously offensive acting performances on the witness stand!!!

But, after reading about Rader, he MUST be the one to die. I'll bang Menendez (with his toupee on) and marry Manson (hoping that he'll never order others to kill me if I'm his wife!)

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* Amy Fisher
* Karla Faye Tucker (one of many killed by W. Bush)
* Susan Atkins

(notice how these chicks all look similar???)

Marry Amy Fisher
Bang Karla Faye Tucker
Kill Susan Atkins

Some writers !
Stephen King
J.K. Rowling
Anne Rice

Kill Stephen King - Creepy
Marry J.K. Rowling - Rich
Bang Anne Rice - Kinky


Counrty Singers

Tanya Tucker
Barbara Mandrell
Faith Hill

Marry Mandrell
Kill Tucker
Bang Hill

Comedians

Don Rickles
Rodney Dangerfield
Jack Benny

Marry Rickles
Kill Benny
Bang Dangerfield


Another difficult choice

John Elway

Muhammad Ali

George Foreman

Kill John Elway
Marry Muhammad Ali
Bang George Foreman

Seinfeld's friends

George
Elaine
Krammer

Marry George
Bang Elaine *sigh*
Kill Kosmo Kramer

Hollywood Hunks

George Clooney
Brad Pitt
Colin Farrell

Marry Clooney
Kill Farrell (he seems annoying to me)
Bang Pitt (not really my type, but only choice left)

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Colin Powell
Alberto Gonzales
Karl Rove

Nice choices MsSue...Hmmmm

Bang Colin Powell...kinda cute
Marry Alberto Gonzale
Kill Karl Rove...They choices are really all interchangable!

Ex Presidents:

Bill Clinton
George Bush Sr.
Jummy Carter

Marry Carter
Kill Bush
Bang Clinton

Surely you can't do this to legendary Sailors ?

Gilligan
Sinbad the sailor
Popeye the sailor man