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I was flipping through the TV this morning and saw some game being played on a reality show, looked fun to play at a party, lets see if it works here: You name three people and the next poster tells which of the three they would marry, like to kill, and would go to bed with...It's all for fun so you can answer for the guys even IF you are a guy or vise versa.
1. Barbara Walters 2. Connie Chung 3. Katie Couric ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\__/\ (='.'=) Meow (")_(") |
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Kills next?
1 Michael Jackson (for being a face-ache and Being lucky in court) 2 OJ Simpson (Another lucky man 3 Arnold Schwarzenegger (sp?) (for his Capital punishment stance)...and being the most misspelled last name in the States Am Looking forward to the next group 1 Across. Clue:You're looking at it and you'll be red faced when you find out about it! (3,6) |
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Mike, if I carefully read kittypal's instructions, i would rather:
: marry Connie Chung; : kill Barbara Walters;and : bang Katie Couric. Your choices, or course, might be different. Here's another: 1. Tiger Woods 2. Michael Jordan 3. Denzel Washington _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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Fun game, Kitty.
Tough choices, but I would say: * bang Tiger Woods (although I really don't want to, but that's the only choice left!) * kill Michael Jordan * marry Denzel Washington Next round: 1. Condoleeza Rice 2. Hillary Rodham Clinton 3. Laura Bush |
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Sue, I'm assuming that there is an implied rule that all options must be human.... I've dated within my own gender a few times but never outside my own species.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro. Hunter S. Thompson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Wait 'til you see my male political choices... they're even worse!
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If absolutely forced to select in this group:
: marry Laura Bush. If she's happy with what she has now... : kill Hillary Clinton : bang Condoleeza Rice, who obviously needs stress relief Now someone take a stab at three Georges! 1. George W. Bush 2. George Clooney 3. George Carlin _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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Marry George Carlin
Kill George Bush Bang George Clooney Julie Andrews Julia Roberts Angelina Jolie ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro. Hunter S. Thompson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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ooh hard one
Kill Angelina Jolie Marry Julie Andrews Bang Julia Roberts Dan Rather Larry King Bill O'Riley ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\__/\ (='.'=) Meow (")_(") |
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* Marry Larry King (a sexless marriage)
* Kill Bill O'Reilly (easy choice) * Bang Dan Rather --------------------------- 1. Britney Spears 2. Paris Hilton 3. Ashlee Simpson |
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Kill Paris Hilton
Bang Britney Marry Ashlee LOL, what choices MsSue!! -------------------------------- 1. Dr. Phil 2. Phil Donahue 3. Phillys Diller ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\__/\ (='.'=) Meow (")_(") |
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* Marry Phil Donahue (sorry, Marlo)
* Kill Dr. Phil * Bang Phyllis Diller ------------------------------ 1. Courtney Love 2. Star Jones 3. Jenna Bush |
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What a choice, MsSue!
*marry Jenna Bush (imagine the riveting conversation with the in-laws!) *kill Courtney Love (before she kills me) *bang Star Jones Dons in their primes! 1. Don Rickles 2. Don Knotts 3. Don Addams _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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Kill Don Rickles
Marry Don Knotts Bang Don Addams 1. Tom Hanks 2. Tom Cruise 3. Tom Arnold ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\__/\ (='.'=) Meow (")_(") |
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Marry Tom Hanks
Bang Tom Cruise Kill Tom Arnold Next up.... Micheal Andretti Michael Douglas Michael J. Fox ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro. Hunter S. Thompson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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I had to do a search to find out who Michael Andretti is!
* marry Michael J. Fox * kill Michael Andretti * bang Michael Douglas -------------------------------- 1. Brad Pitt 2. Keanu Reeves 3. Johnny Depp |
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Administrator |
*Marry ~ Brad Pitt (He’s a keeper regardless of what Jennifer thinks
*Kill ~ Keanu Reeves (I never really liked him anyway *Bang ~ Johnny Depp (That is of course if he would have me 1.Condoleezza Rice 2.Angela Merkel 3.Jessica Simpson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And their Wall shall stand forever So long as freedom shines On the splendor and the glory Of the Carolina pines. |
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Bang-Condoleezza Rice (It would be worth the sacrifice to be able to leak pictures of her in a compromising position with a married ex-stripper to the press)
Marry-Angela Merkel(at least she's smart as a whip, and I'm almost sure to outlive her) Kill-Jessica Simpson(Need I explain?) James Spader James Garner James Taylor ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When the going gets wierd, the wierd turn pro. Hunter S. Thompson ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Bang James Spader in a heartbeat.
Kill James Taylor (no reason except I would rather bang Spader and Marry Garner) Marry James Garner (old and has money) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1. Martha Stewart 2. Oprah Winfrey 3. Ellen Degeneres ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /\__/\ (='.'=) Meow (")_(") |
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: marry Martha Stewart
: kill Ellen Degeneres ('cause I don't think she'd appreciate the other two choices!) : bang Oprah Winfrey What would you do with a nice Rod? 1. Rod Stewart 2. Rod Serling 3. Roddy McDowell _____________________________________________________________ The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers |
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