In the UK , a Full size coach seats 53 people. I wondered, Other than the Driver who would occupy those 53 seats .Any more we'll lay on another coach
The People in those seats have one thing in Common They are people who are unapproachable in real Life or if you saw them coming you'd make a sharp turn. No Celebs Like Wacko Jacko He's waiting for another Bus "Celebs from Hell"


There is a Penalty in this game if the Bus is oversubscribed to the Next target bus is on the same Sorts of People
If you can think of several at a go then insert all of those if you like

End on seat #53 you can call the Next Line OK?

Here are the first 10 seats to start you off...(43 to go)

1 An Incontinent Hobo
2 A Baglady
3 Jehovah's Witness
4 Born again Christian
5 QVC Cosmetics Presenter
6 QVC Cosmetics Model ...They'd be "Fun" at the end of the day Peeling off an inch thick Layer of Glop and Everyone Spraying Toilet smell Neutraliser in their Direction
7 A Sewage worker
8 A Cesspit cleaner
9 A Slaughterer
10 An Executioner

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11 The Sweaty Man
12 The Man with the big Scar
13 Repo man/Bailiff
14 Traffic Policeman
15 Debt collector

16 The Hell's Angel
17 the rich, single gal with her nose up in the air
18 the leper

19 Internal Revenue Service auditor
20 The Charles Manson look-alike

21 The farm Muck spreader
22 Life Coach
23 Preacher
24 Guy with a Chip on his Shoulder
25 Bully from school

26 The middle eastern gentleman - with sticks of dynamite attached to his body
27 The Congressman
28 The butcher, with his cleaver
29 The depressed goth girl
30 Fishmarket worker who has not bathed

31 the hormonal 7th grade girl
32 the hormonal 8th grade girl
33 your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend--the guy with the brass knuckles hanging from his belt

34 The Local Gossip
35 The Cadger from the Bar
36 The Charity collector (with his tin)
37 The Survey Person (with clipboard)
38 Druggie (smashed out of their Mind)
39 Glue sniffer

40 The middle school teacher, pulling the rest of his hair out
41 The other druggie, in need on money for a fix
42 The epileptic
43 The man handling his pet Boa
44 The 400 pound tattooed woman
45 The witch

Seats 46&7 are for the Wheezy chainsmoker and His pal the Smelly Cigar Man

Manuel Uribe will occupy seats 48 and 49, with seat 50 reserved for his new bride.

Be sure to get new shocks for that side of the bus!

He's Late but he's Here 51 The Bore
52 The coach singer (always likes the Back seat!)
and finally 53 The Screaming Baby


Next Bus is for TV show Hosts/Gameshow Hosts
Including those off the Satellite channels

1 Sheriff john Bunnell http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Bunnell

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2 Vanna White
3 coldfuse (I'm sitting between these two!)
4 Cat Deeley

Some from the UK side (some of the Best gameshow hosts)

5 Bob Holness (I'll have a P please Bob/Blockbusters)
6 Michael Miles (Take your Pick)
7 Bob Monkhouse (King of the UK gameshows)
8 Bruce Forsyth (Generation Game and Many More)
9 William G Stewart (15 to 1)
10 Richard Whiteley (Countdown)
11 Nicholas Parsons (Sale of the Century)
12 Derek Batey (Mr & Mrs)
13 Jim Bowen (Bullseye)
14 Charlie Williams (Golden Shot)
15 Gordon Byrne (Krypton Factor)
16 Magnus Magnussen (Mastermind)
17 Bamber Gascoigne (University Challenge/Original series)
18 Jeremy Paxman ( University Challenge)

19 Bob Barker
20 Jack Narz
21 Gene Rayburn
22 Richard Dawson

Some Not so good (and Nasty) off UK Shows
23 Jimmy Carr
24 Vernon(My Friend)Kaye
25 & 26 Ant and Dec (they need a double seat)
27 Leslie Crowther (Vernon Kayes Idol)Total slimeball
28 Philip Schofield
29 Jonathan Ross (Smug unfunnyman)
30 Anne Robinson (The Weakest link)
31 Sam Fox
32 Mick Fleetwood. Together they destroyed a live Award Ceremony in 1989 (Brits) It was that Bad!Link link with 31

If you can Bear watch it here is the whole debacle (there are 10 videos) Here is the First instalment
ENJOY?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GoJ5c2ieyk
Now are you ready for the Full set?

http://tinyurl.com/brits-1989

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33 Harry Hill
34 Dara O'Brian
35 Nick Ross(Crimewatch)
35 Shaw Taylor(Police 5)
34 Clive Anderson
35Fred Dineage (How?)
36 Henry Kelly
37 Matthew Kelly
38 Sarah Kennedy (Game for a Laugh)
39 Jasper Carrott (Goldenballs)
40 Paul Daniels
45 David Nixon (Candid Camera)
46 Lily Savage (Paul O'Grady)
47 Les Dennis
48 Roy Hudd
49 Larry Grayson (Shut that door!)
50 Tommy Trinder
51 Jimmy Tarbuck
52 Norman Vaughan(Swinging Dodgy)
53 Chris Tarrant (Who wants to be a Millionaire)

Next Bus.. Sporting Champions /Legends Bob! You're Up

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Want 53 sporting Legends/Champs

1 Mohammad Ali (the Greatest)
2 Pele
3 John Elway
4 Tiger Woods
5 Steve Davies (Snooker Legend)

6 Willie Mays
7 Sugar Ray Leonard
8 Bob Seagren
9 Joe Montana
10 Bob Gibson
11 Billie Jean King
12 Barry Sanders
13 Jim Brown

14 Graham Gooch
15 Kapil Dev
16 Brian Lara
17 Ian Botham (Beefy)
18 Jack Russell
19 Sachin Tendulkar
20 Fred Trueman

All cricket record holders (Lots more)