List your favorite quotations here.

All that we are is the result of what we have thought. ~~ Buddha

"People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will NEVER forget how you made them feel."

--Maya Angelou

"If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace."
~ John Lennon

Winning isn't everything--it's the ONLY thing.

--Vince Lombardi

Character is what you do when nobody is looking.

- anonymous (and my dad!)

"Take my wife--PLEASE.."

-Henny Youngman

"I've seen many troubles in my time, only half of which ever came true."

-- Mark Twain

"The Good Lord was good to me. He gave me a strong right arm, a good body, and a weak mind."

--Dizzy Dean

"I am only one, but still I am one.
I cannot do everything, but still I can do something;
and because I cannot do everything,
I will not refuse to do something that I can do."

~ Helen Keller

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends."

--Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results."

-- Albert Einstein

"As soon as folks see my face on the movie screen they know two things: First, I'm not going to get the girl and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over."
-- Lee Marvin

The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.

Aesop

"Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go 'round."

--Freddie Mercury, Queen

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her."

-- Agatha Christie

"My wife--she's no bargain; the other day I found a guy's wallet and inside was a picture of my two kids!"

--Rodney Dangerfield

"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For, indeed, that's all who ever have."

Margaret Mead

"Like a plant that starts up in showers and sunshine and does not know which has best helped it to grow,
it is difficult to say whether the hard things or the pleasant things did me the most good."

~ Lucy Larcom

"A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary."
--Thomas Carruthers

"You can't have everything; where would you put it?"
-- Steven Wright