French Gas Shortage - very clever!


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the
Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the
paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van
ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then
make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is
the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no "Monet"



to buy "Degas"


to make the "Van Gogh".'



See if you have "De Gaulle" to send this on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing "Toulouse".
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This message has been edited. Last edited by: Mozart56,

Too funny!!!!