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*"The license fee for altered dogs with a certificate will be $3 and for pets owned by senior citizens who have not been altered the fee will be $1.50."

*"Dr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on 'Destructive Pests.' A large number were present."

*"The sewer expansion project is nearing completion but city officials are holding their breath until it is officially finished."

*"The ladies of the county medical society auxiliary plan to publish a cookbook. Part of the money will go to the Samaritan Hospital to purchase a stomach pump."


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In rememberance of my Mom. RIP 11-25-1953 to 06-19-2008. I Love you. I will always hold a special place in my heart for you.
 
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*Hurricane rips through old cemetary; hundreds dead.

*Police begin new task of running down jaywalkers.


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Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
 
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