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A blonde had a fender bender on her way to work one morning. After finishing the report with the nice policeman, she continued on here way.
Arriving at work a little late, one of here co-workers asked why she was late. She explain her dilemma to him and stated she did not how she was going to get here car repaired. He told her that as soon as she got home, to blow in to the little pipe at the rear of the car and that would blow all the wrinkles out. When she got home she immediately went to the rear of the car. Locating the exhaust pipe, she began blowing in to it as if she was blowing up a balloon. Her husband came home just after she started and asked her what she was doing. She explained all that happened that day and that she was blowing the wrinkles out of her car. He started laughing wildly. She asked just what was so funny. He said that was never going to work. “And why not?” she asked sarcastically. Still laughing he said “You got to close the windows first if you expect that to work” as he proceeded off to the house. "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately. "- George Carlin |
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