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Bill and Hillary are at a Yankees home game, sitting in the first
row with the Secret Service people directly behind them. One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to Bill. At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the agent, and shakes his head "no." The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was a unanimous request of the entire team, from the owner of the team to the bat boy." Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the fans would love it! Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Ho-Kay! If that is what the people want. C'mere Hilly, baby." With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field. She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "Bill you..." The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up and down, cheering, hooting and hollering, and high-fiving. Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the agent and says, "How ab o ut that! I would have never believed how much everyone would enjoy that !" Noticing the agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong. The agent replies, "Sir, I said they want you to throw out the first Pitch." <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 In rememberance of my Mom. RIP 11-25-1953 to 06-19-2008. I Love you. I will always hold a special place in my heart for you. |
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hehehe ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And their Wall shall stand forever So long as freedom shines On the splendor and the glory Of the Carolina pines. |
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