A dentist noticed that his next patient, a little old lady, was
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he put on his
gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.

"No, I don't."

"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in Mexico with a big tank of
latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in


their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and put them in


boxes of the right size."

She didn't crack a smile.

"Oh, well. I tried," he thought.



But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the procedure,
she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" he asked.



She said, "I was just envisioning how condoms are made!"


Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always
working !