I wonder if that is etymologically related to the German word for bra, "stopsemfromfloppin."
And of course there's the age-old connection between religion and bra types:
The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen. The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright. The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.
Not sure what sort of bra, if any, the atheist should wear.
True, Honi.... A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility, and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private parts.
A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman You'd lift your hat."